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笑話 - Take the penguins to the zoo
英文笑話
笑話 - Take the penguins to the zoo
Teacher Sammy
Teacher Sammy
November 13, 2009
1 min
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
(gas station 加油站 tank 油箱 filled up 加滿 gas pumper 加油站服務員
spot 看到 penguins 企鵝)
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
(What's up with...? ...是怎麼回事?)
The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."
(haven't had a clue 還沒想到, 想出來)
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
(ponder 沈思 a bit 一下子)
"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a great time. Today I am taking them to the movies!"

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