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Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery
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Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery
Teacher Sammy
Teacher Sammy
November 16, 2010
1 min
今天來笑一笑吧! 主題是 手術進行中最不想聽到的話
1. “Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.”
(最好把那個留著. 驗屍時會用到.)
( autopsy [ˋɔtɑpsi] 驗屍 )
2. “Accept this sacrifice, Oh Great Lord of Darkness!”
(偉大的黑暗之神, 請接受我們奉上的活人祭品吧!)
( sacrifice [ˋsækrə͵faɪs] 動物祭品 )
3. ” Bobo, come back with that! Bad dog!”
(波波, 快把那個拿回來! 你這隻壞狗狗!)
4. “Wait a minute! If this is his spleen, what’s THAT?”
(等一下! 如果這是他的脾臟, 那麼那個又是什麼?)
( spleen [splin] 脾臟 )
5. “Oh no! Where’s my Rolex?”
(糟了! 我的勞力士呢?)
6. “There go the lights again?”
(又停電啦?!)
7. “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys, and this guy’s got two of them.”
(你知道, 腎可以賣很多錢, 而這個傢伙有兩個腎呢.)
( kidney [ˋkɪdni] )
8. “Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?”
(護士, 這位病人有沒有簽器官捐贈同意卡?)
( organ [ˋɔrgən] 器官 donation [doˋneʃən] 捐贈 )
9. “Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.”
(安啦. 我認為這把刀夠利了.)
10. “Oh no! Page 47 of the textbook is missing!”
(糟了! 教科書的第 47 頁不見了!)
(指很菜的醫生是邊看著教科書邊開刀的......)

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