又是周末了! 我們來輕鬆一下吧!
英文裡有很多這種 You know ... when ... 的笑話
字面上的意思是: “當...的時候, 你就知道...”
其實就是告訴你各種事件的 ”徵兆”
這次的標題是: “當你...的時候, 你就知道你今天真的很衰!”
我們來看看發生哪些事的時候, 你就知道今天真的很不順!
1. Your horn sticks on the highway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists.
(你的喇叭剛好在高速公路上卡住響個不停
而你正好在 32 名兇神惡煞般的重機騎士後面...)
2. Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
(就連你的雙胞胎姐妹都忘了你的生日...) (這個好笑!!)
3. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
(你的生日蛋糕居然因為上面的蠟燭太重而垮了...) (是很衰沒錯...)
4. The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
(在你窗外歌唱的鳥兒居然是隻禿鷹...) (這個讓我大聲笑出來了!!)
5. You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
(你早上醒過來的時候發現你上下兩排的牙套居然纏在一起了...) (蠻慘的...)
6. You put both contacts into the same eye.
(你居然把兩片隱形眼鏡裝進同一隻眼睛裡了...)
7. Your doctor tells you you’re allergic to chocolate.
(醫生居然告訴你, 你對巧克力過敏!)
8. The Gypsy fortune teller offers to give you a refund when she sees your future.
(就連算命的看到你的未來, 都想退你錢...) (哈哈哈!)
9. You want to put on the clothes that you wore home from the party last night.
And there aren’t any.
(你想繼續穿昨晚從派對結束後穿著回家的衣服, 但卻根本找不到任何衣服...)
(大概只有老外才會玩得這麼瘋啦...)
10. It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.
(你發現要把車子的油加滿所需的錢, 居然比你當初買這台車的錢還要多...)
(也只有老外才會買這麼破的車啦...)
英文裡有很多這種 You know ... when ... 的笑話
字面上的意思是: “當...的時候, 你就知道...”
其實就是告訴你各種事件的 ”徵兆”
這次的標題是: “當你...的時候, 你就知道你今天真的很衰!”
我們來看看發生哪些事的時候, 你就知道今天真的很不順!
1. Your horn sticks on the highway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists.
(你的喇叭剛好在高速公路上卡住響個不停
而你正好在 32 名兇神惡煞般的重機騎士後面...)
2. Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
(就連你的雙胞胎姐妹都忘了你的生日...) (這個好笑!!)
3. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
(你的生日蛋糕居然因為上面的蠟燭太重而垮了...) (是很衰沒錯...)
4. The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
(在你窗外歌唱的鳥兒居然是隻禿鷹...) (這個讓我大聲笑出來了!!)
5. You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
(你早上醒過來的時候發現你上下兩排的牙套居然纏在一起了...) (蠻慘的...)
6. You put both contacts into the same eye.
(你居然把兩片隱形眼鏡裝進同一隻眼睛裡了...)
7. Your doctor tells you you’re allergic to chocolate.
(醫生居然告訴你, 你對巧克力過敏!)
8. The Gypsy fortune teller offers to give you a refund when she sees your future.
(就連算命的看到你的未來, 都想退你錢...) (哈哈哈!)
9. You want to put on the clothes that you wore home from the party last night.
And there aren’t any.
(你想繼續穿昨晚從派對結束後穿著回家的衣服, 但卻根本找不到任何衣服...)
(大概只有老外才會玩得這麼瘋啦...)
10. It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.
(你發現要把車子的油加滿所需的錢, 居然比你當初買這台車的錢還要多...)
(也只有老外才會買這麼破的車啦...)
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